Who am I?
My name is Patrick. I am, unbelieveably, a lawyer by training, but currently doing little other than sitting at a computer wasting time on Twitter and Facebook. I live in Edinburgh, Scotland, in a tiny flat in Stockbridge, with an other half, who works from home.
You may be stunned to discover that we both use Apple products pretty much from morning until night. It wasn’t always this way - I only stopped using Windows because I was threatened with being dumped. I still sometimes use Windows. Don’t tell anyone.
I am also the co-creator of Trollem Ipsum and …Wins The Internet!!! None of these sites (this included) are to be taken seriously; they are just a means for me to write something - anything - everyday. I did think about starting a tech blog, but, frankly, I have nothing to say. My tech blog would be all “IT’S SO SHINY AND I WANT IT!”. At least it would be an opinion, I suppose.
If you like what I have done here, and enjoy my (rather warped) writing style, I am more than happy to help out with any copy you need for your website or project. For a fee, of course. If you are interested, drop me a message on email@example.com and I’ll get back to you.