The Daily Mash:
APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and ‘electronica’ that they like via iTunes radio.
Schiller said: “It’s going to be like Classic FM for metrosexuals.
“Lots of Boards of Canada, Fleet Foxes, and bands like Alt-J that you ‘need’ to check out because they’ve won awards.”
Phones *never* used to look like this.