Posts tagged "iPhone"
Moto X: Like Mama always used to say, “If you can’t make it different, make it more colorful”.
Also, solid hard LOLz at this bit:

Motorola’s changes, he says, focus on improving existing features – like allowing Google Now to always be listening — without changing for the sake of changing.

Translation: “iI we make it easier to use Google Now, we can collect even more personal data for our search engine overlords, and get to bathe in ever larger baths of delicious, steaming hot cash.”
(image from The Verge, obviously)

Moto X: Like Mama always used to say, “If you can’t make it different, make it more colorful”.

Also, solid hard LOLz at this bit:

Motorola’s changes, he says, focus on improving existing features – like allowing Google Now to always be listening — without changing for the sake of changing.

Translation: “iI we make it easier to use Google Now, we can collect even more personal data for our search engine overlords, and get to bathe in ever larger baths of delicious, steaming hot cash.”

(image from The Verge, obviously)

HTC First: It’s your common-or-garden iPod touch/iPhone knock-off. Nothing remarkable about that.
But plenty of LOLs at the yawning, Silicon Valley-sized gulf between the techbloggers (“OMG! Facebook will steal YOUR SOUL AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PERSONAL DATA!”) and, well, everyone else (“It’s a phone. With Facebook. And Android. And it looks like an iPhone.”) I might be wrong, but I don’t think people actually care that much.
And you know what? I’m fine with that. But our real enemies are out there. Yes, they are. You know who I hate more than Facebook, Google, and the North Koreans, all put together? SEO consultants. Wankers.
(Disclosure: I have a Facebook account, and I use it a lot)
(image from Gizmodo, inspired by Waly) 

HTC First: It’s your common-or-garden iPod touch/iPhone knock-off. Nothing remarkable about that.

But plenty of LOLs at the yawning, Silicon Valley-sized gulf between the techbloggers (“OMG! Facebook will steal YOUR SOUL AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PERSONAL DATA!”) and, well, everyone else (“It’s a phone. With Facebook. And Android. And it looks like an iPhone.”) I might be wrong, but I don’t think people actually care that much.

And you know what? I’m fine with that. But our real enemies are out there. Yes, they are. You know who I hate more than Facebook, Google, and the North Koreans, all put together? SEO consultants. Wankers.

(Disclosure: I have a Facebook account, and I use it a lot)

(image from Gizmodo, inspired by Waly

HTC M7: Wait. What?
(image from The Verge)

HTC M7: Wait. What?

(image from The Verge)

Alcatel One Touch Idol (yes, really): I don’t actually care. And neither should you.
(image from The Verge)

Alcatel One Touch Idol (yes, really): I don’t actually care. And neither should you.

(image from The Verge)

Huawei Ascend D2: This is too easy.
(image from The Verge)

Huawei Ascend D2: This is too easy.

(image from The Verge)

Huawei Ascend Mate: This phone is only two inches smaller on the diagonal than the iPad mini. Think about that for a minute.
(image from The Verge)

Huawei Ascend Mate: This phone is only two inches smaller on the diagonal than the iPad mini. Think about that for a minute.

(image from The Verge)

Possibly the new Samsung Galaxy Phone: When I started doing this tumblr almost a year ago, I didn’t think I’d still be doing it almost a year later. Yet here we are. CES next week too! \o/
(image from Gizmodo)

Possibly the new Samsung Galaxy Phone: When I started doing this tumblr almost a year ago, I didn’t think I’d still be doing it almost a year later. Yet here we are. CES next week too! \o/

(image from Gizmodo)

Iphone: Ok, it’s almost Christmas. We’re tired, all a bit cranky, and we’ve been drinking mulled wine from breakfast since last Thursday. Let’s just pretend that this..thing didn’t happen, and start afresh in 2013, eh?
(image from MacRumours)

Iphone: Ok, it’s almost Christmas. We’re tired, all a bit cranky, and we’ve been drinking mulled wine from breakfast since last Thursday. Let’s just pretend that this..thing didn’t happen, and start afresh in 2013, eh?

(image from MacRumours)

Shavetech: I don’t really want to spoil it for you, so go check it out yourselves. It’s “the newest standard in shaving”, apparently, although presumably a proprietary closed standard, and incompatible with your existing charging cables. If only Victor Kiam were still alive to see this.
(via Gizmodo)

Shavetech: I don’t really want to spoil it for you, so go check it out yourselves. It’s “the newest standard in shaving”, apparently, although presumably a proprietary closed standard, and incompatible with your existing charging cables. If only Victor Kiam were still alive to see this.

(via Gizmodo)

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Apple has some of the best industrial design in the world. And don’t these companies know it.

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