O hai! You look well. Have you lost weight? Great hair. And I *love* those shoes!
Anyway, it’s Bingo Time! Enjoy.
applekeynotebingo.appspot.com/bingo
Acer Iconia A1: Much like the writer of this site, they’re not really trying anymore, are they?
Also, MultipLOLS at the headline “Acer introduces new Nexus 7 competitor”.
Moto X: Like Mama always used to say, “If you can’t make it different, make it more colorful”.
Also, solid hard LOLz at this bit:
Motorola’s changes, he says, focus on improving existing features – like allowing Google Now to always be listening — without changing for the sake of changing.
Translation: “iI we make it easier to use Google Now, we can collect even more personal data for our search engine overlords, and get to bathe in ever larger baths of delicious, steaming hot cash.”
(image from The Verge, obviously)
He didn’t fucking redesign that terrible t-shirt he was wearing, did he. *crosses arms, critically*
(I really wish I’d thought of this)
(via EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET, EVER)
iOS7: Four things:
1. It looks nice.
2. Apart from that Safari icon.
3. Who in their RIGHT MIND would trust iCloud with their passwords.
4. I did not like Jony Ive’s t-shirt.
Apple launches insipid music service
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APPLE fans are to get a 24-hour stream of the dull, insipid folk and ‘electronica’ that they like via iTunes radio.
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Schiller said: “It’s going to be like Classic FM for metrosexuals.
“Lots of Boards of Canada, Fleet Foxes, and bands like Alt-J that you ‘need’ to check out because they’ve won awards.”
Razer Blade: From The Verge:
Razer’s outspoken CEO slams HP and Dell, says he ‘loves Apple’
One of these things is, in fact, quite like the other things.
Accent theme by Handsome Code
Apple has some of the best industrial design in the world. And don’t these companies know it.
You should TOTALLY follow me on Twitter, m’kay?
You should TOTALLY follow me on Twitter, m’kay?